How cute, it's a....chainsaw?
Saw this (surprisingly realistic) chainsaw in the baby/toddler toy section while doing the registry shopping…

Uhh…what the?

It was right next to the baby toys, though it may have been intended for toddlers or tykes. Even so, kinda creepy, don’t ya think? Maybe in the backwoods of the Northwest this toy would make sense…

I can see it now: “Awww… Hey Fran, isn’t it cute how they all scatter across the playground when little Billy waves the running chainsaw?” (Yes, it’s battery operated.)

Maybe I saw just too many scary movies when I was young… :)

-T

P.s. I wonder if they have any package deals with this and a hockey mask?

P.p.s. I don’t want to be a corporate conspiracy theorist, but did you notice the huge “BOSCH” logo? Brand ‘em while they’re young?