Don’t you hate it when…

…you’re trying to stealthily free mp3 ringtones for t mobile cellular download free phone ringtones download free tracfone ringtones free ringtones arabic download free ringtones free sms ringtones motorola q ringtones crazy download free frog ringtones motorola ringtones maker free ringtones converter much music ringtones sprint pcs ringtones download mosquito ringtones cingular free phone ringtones ringtones maker digi caller ringtones free mp3 nokia ringtones free ringtones maker download christian music ringtones free ringtones for cricket phone tip-toe away from the crib after laying down your lightly-sleeping baby, only to hear both of your ankles, worn by years of basketball and other various forms of rambunctiousness, snap and crackle loudly like July 4th firecrackers?

…you think to yourself, as you begin to change your baby’s number two-filled diaper, “Maybe it’ll be safe to just leave his socks on this time. He seems calm enough.”, but just then your baby kicks his feet in excitement, jabbing his toes directly into the dirty diaper you hadn’t yet wrapped up?

…you and your spouse are trying desperately to put your baby down to sleep at some ungodly hour of the night so you can have a moment to breathe, gently rocking him to sleep (because you think you’re done feeding him), when he erupts into screams of a hungry stomach and deeply wounded feelings. Then, after scurrying to the kitchen, grabbing what’s left of the refrigerated milk, finding a bottle, cleaning the bottle (because there were no clean bottles left), depositing the milk into the bottle, and waiting two eternities for the bottle of milk to warm up in the mug of hot water you hurriedly poured (and splashed half of onto the counter), you return to discover sweet little baby snoozing away peacefully, perched on your exhausted spouse’s shoulder.

Meh. It’s just half the fun of parenting. :)
-T